To start things off I would like to make the audience aware that I know you are reading this and thinking, "wow what an awful way to start off a bio about himself, why is he breaking the fourth wall like this? Who does he think he is? Oh and now he thinks he can take over my voice just because he's typing things out on a keyboard?"
Yes imaginary audience. I am the author, you are my characters, the games? Those are the Journeys.
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